MISCELLANEOUS |
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Former President Obama:
Presidents Should Avoid
Watching TV, Reading
Social Media
But watching Saw II in 3-D with
friends rocks. |
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ELECTION 2020 |
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Warren Surges Ahead of Sanders,
Pulls Even With Biden
Or, as Trump explains it, Pocahontas surges
ahead of Crazy Bernie, pulls even with Sleepy
Joe. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Navy: UFO
Sightings “Legitimate”
Those who say they're swamp gas or weather
balloons are “just plain nuts.” |
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NEW PRODUCTS |
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Levitating
Rubik's Cube Solves |
Itself!
A perfect gift for that special someone who hates
puzzles and the time wasted trying
to solve them. Developed as a prop
for the upcoming “The Invisible
Man in Space,” it's $39.95 at
If It Floats. |
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SPORTS |
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NFL: Numerous Top Quarterbacks
Knocked Out of Action as Teams
Scramble for Replacements
Job open to virtually anyone who won't
take a knee. |
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PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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Trump Claims
Border Wall Can't Be Conquered
by World's Top Mountain Climbers
Only an 11-year-old can scale it. |
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