| NORTH KOREA POISED
TO LAUNCH SATELLITE, DESPITE |
 PROTESTS
Especially those from three dissidents sitting
inside capsule. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Former Chief Anti-Drug Advisor to
Mexican President Paid $450,000 a Month
by Drug Cartels
Nice work, if you can get it. |
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Brits Protest Government Plan to
Monitor Every Phone Call, E-Mail, Text Message
and Internet Search
"That's so 1984," says one. |
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BP Arctic Oil Spill Response
Plan Questioned by Coast Guard
Calls for immediate deployment of PR agents. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 New Taxi for New
York City Unveiled
It can carry up to five adults in abject terror. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Now More Americans in Jail Than Were
Imprisoned in Stalin’s Gulag
But still looking for a few good novelists. |
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Federal Agency That Sets Spending Rules
For Other Federal Agencies Spent
Excessively on Own Conference
What happened in Vegas didn’t stay in Vegas. |
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| REMINDER |
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It's springtime, when a young
man's fancy turns to thoughts of occupying Wall
Street. |
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Supreme Court Rules Strip Searches Legal,
Even for Minor Offenses
Like streaking. |
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| POLITICS |
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Romney Says Obama Spent
Too Much Time at Harvard
Less than Romney, but Romney didn't do the reading. |
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Gingrich Think Tank Files for Bankruptcy
After being unable to think of anything. |
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