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 RICE: IRAQ NEEDS
A NEW LEADER
“A progressive,
fearless fighter, a man
like Rufus T.
Firefly.” |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Bush Slashes Funds for
Democracy-Building in Iraq
Iran says it will pick up the slack. |
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Kuwaiti Women Vote for First
Time
Among propositions on ballot: Should
women's hands be chopped off for voting? |
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| BUSINESS |
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Analysis: Bush Tax Cuts
Don't Only Benefit Rich
Also benefit super-rich, ultra-rich,
filthy rich. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Giant
Re-Creation Of Maxim
Magazine Cover Unveiled
in Nevada Desert
Signals tactical shift in
search for
extraterrestrial life. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Congress Addresses
Immigration, Budget
Concludes they're issues to be decided by
future Congresses, when future presidents
figure out what to do about Iraq. |
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Despite Katrina, Insurers
Rack Up Record $44.8 Billion in Profits
Reflects favorable balance between
Revenue (premiums) and Payouts
(advertising). |
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REMINDER
Act like you're having a good time. |
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Bush Having Trouble Filling
Top FEMA Post
Cronies won't return his calls. |
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GOP Begins Hunt for Next
DeLay
Looking for short of stature religious
zealot willing to trade power for cash
and lie through the teeth about it while
wearing an outrageous toupee. |
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| POLL |
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Majority Feel Illegal
Immigrants Honest, Hard-Working,
Family-Oriented
But still want them deported. |
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