| ARCHEOLOGY |
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Egypt Announces Discovery of
Tomb From Earliest Dynasty
Will be open to tourists “as soon as
the paint is dry.” |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Scientists Create 3D Printer
That Can Print Living Human Organs
Print a kidney, spleen or liver while you
shop at Walgreens. |
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China's Five Year Plan
Geared to Making it Leader
In Artificial Intelligence
Their robots will bury our robots. |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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Survey: Average Person Has
4 Hours, 26 Minutes of Free
Time Per Week
4 hours, 25 minutes more than you. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Celibacy in U.S. Reached
All-Time High in 2018
Increased after radio ban of “Baby, It's
Cold Outside.” |
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Survey: Dog Owners Much
Happier Than Cat Owners
Both much happier than parents. |
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| EDUCATION |
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University of Kansas Offering
Course Titled “Angry White
Male Studies”
Formerly called “History of Western Civilization.” |
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| PHILANTHROPY |
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Sackler Family Invested in, Profited
From Treatments for Opiod Addiction
That They Caused
“All we ever wanted to do was endow museums
— what's wrong with that?” |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Ancient Teeth
Hint at Mysterious Human Relative
Believed only species that could have itself as a pet. |
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