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PAGE THREE – JULY 13 - 19, 2015
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NEW PRODUCTS
An Inflatable Life Preserver You Wear on Your Wrist!
Say you're on a cruise, it's a beautiful night, you take a walk on deck with your wife, when suddenly she pushes you overboard. If you're wearing one of these, and somebody else notices, you'll be taken back on board and be able to pursue charges. $89.99, at Pier 1.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
George W. Bush Receives
$100,000 for Speaking to
Wounded Iraq War Vets

What's wrong with this picture?
 
TECHNOLOGY
25 Million Have Had Personal
Data Hacked

Now only people who know you’ve been cheating on your spouse is the other woman and a few hundred officers of the North Korean Army.
Google's Algorithm Shows Prestigious Job Ads to Men, But Not Women
Seamlessly combines complex mathematical formula with male chauvinism.
FEATURE
The most important reason the Germans are insisting on tough austerity measures for Greece is:
A )Discipline.
B )No Mollycoddling for deadbeats.
C )Lebensraum.
Hint: Also the need to protect Germans living in Poland.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
 Gay-Themed Comic Books
A Growing Trend

Not just Archie Comics, but The Incredible Hulk and The Thing are now married.

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