 JETER CHANGES MIND
Will play three more years. |
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Khorasan Latest Group to Emerge,
Joining ISIS, Al Qaeda, Others
Aspiring terrorists face bewildering
number of choices. |
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U.S. Air Force Has Advantage in Syria
Successful strike is hit on any military
target on either side. |
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Jordan's King: ISIS Pays Fighters $1000 a Month
And their dental plan is better than Al Qaeda's. |
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France: Sarkozy to Attempt
Comeback
Not shown: Sarkozy. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Holder Steps Down to Widespread Praise
From big banks, government snoops and war criminals. |
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| REMINDER |
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We're dropping bombs on
them over there so they don't leak our nude selfies
over here. |
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Rockefellers to Divest Themselves
of All Fossil Fuel Assets
Family made rich by Standard Oil
will convert money to dimes and
hand them out to strangers. |
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FAA Will Allow Moviemakers
To Use Drones
Could revolutionize adult film industry. |
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| TRENDS |
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Chinese Buying Up U.S. Golf
Courses
To use for digging secret tunnels to China. |
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