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G-20 TO REPLACE G-8
G-8 caps, t-shirts going for 60% off. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Iran: Developing Nuclear
Energy
“For Peaceful Purposes”
At secret underground site. |
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THE WAR |
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McChrystal Wants 40,000
More Troops
Minimum needed for upgrade from stalemate
to quagmire. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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One in Five
U.S. Drivers Admits
Texting
lol, omg, sos. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Terrorist Suspect Bought
Bomb-Making Materials
From Beauty Supply Stores
Bought his beauty supplies from
bomb-making facilities. |
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Fed Says Economic Activity
“Has Picked Up”
Led by going-out-of-business sales,
auctions of foreclosed homes. |
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REMINDER |
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Walk a
mile in another man's
carbon footprint. |
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Administration Scrambles as
Gitmo Shutdown Deadline Nears
Best idea so far: give each prisoner a
cab and a map of Manhattan. |
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Ammunition Shortage Leaving
Many Guns Unloaded
Do you feel lucky? Do ya, punk? |
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Study: Teens With Own Cars
Have More Crashes
Parents: best study ever. |
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