BUSH
TAKES TO THE SKIES TO REASSURE FLIERS
Does some wing walking
over Chicago to make his point. |
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Taliban Leader Urges All
Americans to Question Authority, Think
Independently
Message not intended for women. |
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White House Postpones
“Old Friends” Reunion Dinner of
Former Allies
Among those invited: Manuel Noriega,
Augusto Pinochet, Saddam Hussein, and
Osama bin Laden. |
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PEOPLE |
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JENNIFER LOPEZ
SECRETLY MARRIED
Only the media is allowed in. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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U.S. Poised to Attack
“Anybody, Anytime, Anywhere”
“Anyhow,” adds Pentagon
spokesman. |
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Poll: One-Third of New
Yorkers in Favor of Internment Camps
Facilities would house everyone from New
Jersey, and be located in that state. |
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New Political Alliances
Resulting From Crisis
Left moving to the right, right tilting
to the left; moderates getting squeezed
out. |
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REMINDER
Everyone is paranoid
except you. |
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White House Rules Out
National ID Card
Still considering a national secret
handshake, however. |
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Guiliani Wants New York To
Waive Term Limits For Him
Also anti-polygamy statutes. |
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Contentville.com Closes Down
May return as Lackofcontentville.com. |
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