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 NO. 701 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 17 - 23, 2014 

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FRANCE'S HOLLANDE GUEST OF HONOR AT STATE DINNER
Explaining ordinary-looking man's unusual success with women, aide says “accroché comme un cheval.”
 
THE ECONOMY
Report: Gap Widening Between Top 1% and Top .01%
Those with one yacht can only look on with distant envy at those with four.
 
WORLD NEWS
Egypt: Morsi Faces Charges Including Incitement to Murder, Espionage and Stealing Poultry
He denies stealing poultry.
Sochi: Putin Refuses to Turn Down Olympic Flame
Giant torch being blamed for record temperatures, slushy snow, soft ice, lackluster performances.
U. S. NEWS
U.S. Citizen May Be Put
On Drone Hit List

But government will grant him all constitutional rights by double-checking with itself before killing him.
Feds: NSA “Probably” Spies on Members of Congress
“Definitely” spies on you.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
U.S. Finishes Ahead of Haiti,
133 Other Countries in Annual
Press Freedom Index

Only Finland, Netherlands, Norway, Luxembourg, Andorra, Liechtenstein, Denmark, Iceland, New Zealand, Sweden, Estonia, Austria, Czech Republic, Germany, Switzerland, Ireland, Jamaica, Canada, Poland, Slovakia, Costa Rica, Namibia, Belgium, Cape Verde, Cyprus, Uruguay, Ghana, Australia, Belize, Portugal, Suriname, Lithuania, United Kingdom, Slovenia, Spain, Antigua and Barbuda, Latvia, El Salvador, France, Samoa, Botswana, South Africa, Trinidad and Tobago, Papua New Guinea and Romania finished ahead of us.
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