 OBAMA SIGNS
NATIONAL DEFENSE AUTHORIZATION ACT
Oh by the way, you're under arrest. |
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Parking Spaces in Hong Kong
Selling for $385,000
Buy today, flip it tomorrow for $450,000. |
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In Change to Centuries-Old Tradition, Chinese Tea
Farmers Switching to Coffee as World Demand Grows
Chinese rice farmers switching to potatoes. |
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 Japan Bluefin Tuna Sells for Record
$1.76 Million
About what it cost to build the boat that caught it. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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“Fiscal Cliff” Averted
However, “economic precipice” looms. |
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Court Rules You Can Be Fired
For Being Too Attractive
But not for being too ugly. |
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| REMINDER |
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We're living in the golden age of armed crazy people. |
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White House Petitioned
To Order the Minting of
$1 Trillion Coin
Also hiring someone to keep an eye on it. |
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113th Congress Sworn In
And at. |
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| SPORTS |
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NHL Ends Lockout
Dentists cut short vacations. |
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