AL GORE SAYS
GOODBYE TO WASHINGTON
And he's sorry
he ever got into politics. |
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Millennium Starts Next
Year,
Say Some
Century really begins in 2002, insist Odd
Fellows. |
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| RELIGION |
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God Put Holiest Shrines of 3
Religions in Same Place as Joke, Scrolls
Reveal
Prank done when He was a teenager. |
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| WEATHER |
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Southern California Braces
for Light Breeze
Wind chill factor in low to mid-60's
predicted. |
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HOW COLD WAS
IT LAST WEEK?
It was so cold Palestinian
men wore woolen ski masks. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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President-Elect Injured in
Chug-a-Lug Contest
Only a chipped tooth says spokesperson. |
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Bush: Won't Go Back
on
Campaign Promises
Will follow through on tax cut for
oil companies, baseball teams. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Campaign Finance Loophole Bill
Moves Through Congress Faster
Than Speed of Light
Measure approved in Senate slightly
before it is introduced, confounding
known laws of physics. |
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 REMINDER
If you're going
outside, wear a sweater. |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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U.S. Soon to Be Nation of
Shut-ins
Home food delivery, digital movies-on-
demand threaten last good reason to leave
the house. |
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| SPORTS |
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5th-Year Freshmen Ruled
Ineligible
Student-athletes must have at least
completed pre-kindergarten, says NCAA. |
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