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POLL: 79% WILL NOT
MISS BUSH
Shown: he ponders his legacy. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Stalin Third-Greatest
Russian,
According to Poll
Would have finished higher had he not
murdered 25-30 million Russians. |
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| POLITICS |
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GOP Officials Accuse Bush of
Embracing Socialism
Call Cheney “fellow traveler.” |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Russia:
Medvedev Moving Out of
Putin's Shadow
Although they still share
a desk. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Shoplifting, Counterfeiting,
Bank Robbery on the Rise
Shopping, spending, saving on the wane. |
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Consumer Confidence Hits
All-Time Low
Lowest since man began consuming. |
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Fed Hints of Further Rate Cuts
Borrowers can soon expect to be paid to
take out a loan. |
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| REMINDER |
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Write
the year "2009"
on all your bounced
checks. |
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CIA Turns to Google for Help
Asks search giant if they need to put
quotation marks around Osama bin Laden. |
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Lawsuit Filed to Remove Word
“God” From Inauguration
Or at least have it “bleeped” out. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Peru to Sue Yale Over Artifacts
Demands its skull and bones back. |
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