| TECHNOLOGY |
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 3D Printers Will Soon
Be Capable of Printing Human Organs
Promising immortality, assuming you have the right ink cartridge. |
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Library of Congress Begins
Process of Archiving, Indexing
170 Billion Tweets
With half a billion new tweets each day, job
should be completed by 2098. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Pot Vending Machines Coming
Soon to Washington, Colorado
Look for them as soon as you've settled at your new
address in either state. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 220-Pound
Cheeseburger Debuts in Australia
Also on menu: 440-pound double cheeseburger. |
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| NEW LAWS FOR 2013 |
| | Clothing
Optional Concealed Weapon Ban (San Francisco): Prohibits
nudists from carrying a concealed weapon. |
| | Book-Burning
Regulation (Orlando): When a book is burned, whether or
not it's a sacred text, those responsible must clean up afterwards. |
| | Fast Food Order
Time Limit Statute (Spokane): Stoned patrons of fast
food restaurants must place their order in “a timely
fashion” or relinquish their place in line. |
| | Autonomous
Vehicle Restrictions (San Jose): Driverless vehicles barred
from drive-in movie theaters, outdoor churches, drag races. |
| | Stop-and-Deport Law
Reversed (Phoenix): Ends controversial police practice. |
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| LAW |
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House Republicans Derail Bill Targeting
Rapists
Because you never know when you might be
facing rape charges yourself. |
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