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Ironic Times

 NO. 613 “Expect the Ironic” JUNE 11 - 17, 2012 

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SYRIA'S ASSAD DENIES RESPONSIBILTY FOR NEXT WEEK'S MASSACRE
And the one the week after that.
 
WORLD NEWS
Report: Gitmo Undergoing Upgrade
Can't compete with newer torture facilities with more modern amenities.
 
ELECTION 2012
Romney: Obama Leading America
Into Becoming Greece

When with only a little help, we could become Honduras.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
U.S. Ends Funding for Pakistani Sesame Street
After Snuffaluffagus turns out to be with Al Qaeda.
U. S. NEWS
White House Hails Killing of
Al Qaeda's No. 2

He's fourteenth No. 2 killed this year.
Most in U.S. Media Not Interested in Story About Obama’s Kill List
Would be much more interested if they were on it.
 
REMINDER
  The women come and go, talking of Kim Kardashian.
 
New York: Bloomberg Wants to
Curb Arrests of Marijuana Users

But ban all the foods they like.
Texas Testing 85 MPH Speed
Limit on Toll Road

Allows drivers of means to get the hell out of Texas faster.
 
SPORTS
I'll Have Another Turns Back
on Triple Crown

Chooses instead to retire, to stud, and the filly he loves.
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