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 NEW
CHARGE: BOLTON ACCUSED OF
STRANGLING UNDERLING AT
STATE DEPT.
Shown: embattled nominee
defends his actions to
Senate panel. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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U.S. Gives Hints it Might
Close Gitmo
Prisoners would be relocated to Abu
Ghraib. |
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Saddam to Be Tried on 12
Counts of Crimes Against Humanity
And, to be safe, one count of tax
evasion. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Researchers: Early Start to School
Day Makes Teenagers Moody
Later start also makes them moody. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 National
Archives Opens 1.2
Million Military Records
To Public
Every record for every
soldier who ever served,
except George W. Bush, whose
records are still missing. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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House Ethics Committee Shuts
Down
They can't find enough honest congressmen
for a quorum. |
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Bush Job Approval Rating Hits
All-Time High
In poll of tobacco company executives,
100% say he's doing “a bang-up
job.” |
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Everybody's Identity Stolen
Public urged to destroy everything. |
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REMINDER
You have been pre-approved for a
$400,000 home loan. |
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Kentucky Judge Offers
Convicts Choice of Jail or Church
They can be molested by either convicts or
priests. |
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| MUSIC |
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Unknown Bach Cantata
Discovered
Music experts believe it could become a
very successful ringtone. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Man Who Shot Kennedy
Reveals Himself
Says it was time, and he “could use
the money.” |
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