| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Treasury Issues $5 Bill
Promoting Movie
In effort to cut costs, reduce deficit. |
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London Symphony to Pretend to
Play During Olympics Opening Ceremony
While an audience of two billion will pretend to listen. |
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| POLL |
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Gallup Poll: 46% of Americans Believe
God Created Humans in Their Present
Form at Fixed Point in Time Within Last
10,000 Years
Also believe 54% majority “ignorant,
immoral and bound for Hell.” |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
| Vocabulary
Builders |
| accountability n. punishment
for criminal acts by soldiers or police. Officials
promise those responsible for crimes “will be
held accountable,” meaning there will be delayed
investigations resulting in eventual exoneration. |
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| What is this? |
| A ) | Field goals made,
missed by LeBron James. |
| B ) | A forgotten work
by Roy Lichtenstein. |
| C ) | Scrubbing bubbles. |
| D ) | Latest New
York City subway map. |
| E ) | A map of
drone strikes in Pakistan under Obama (blue), Bush (red). |
| Hint: When LeBron misses, there's
no collateral damage. |
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| RELIGION |
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 California:
After Contentious Family Fight,
All-Glass Crystal Cathedral Sold
Fortunately, no stones were thrown. |
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