 BERLUSCONI'S
PARTY TROUNCED IN NATIONAL ELECTIONS
But his bunga bunga party's just
beginning. |
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Drone Strike Kills Al Qaeda's
No. 1 in Pakistan
Also kills No. 5, No. 12, Nos. 22, 23; injures Nos. 126,
188, 224, 344, 349-353. |
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French Riot Police Up in Arms Over Ban
on Drinking on the Job
Say cracking heads no fun while sober. |
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U.S. Surpasses France for
First
Time in Wine Consumption
Still trails in soft cheese, frogs, snails. |
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Internet
Abuzz Over New Bigfoot Sighting
Spotted at Republican caucus in
Iowa. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Obama, Boehner Will Play Golf
Together June 18
After cage fight falls through. |
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Edwards Charged With Using
Secret Slush Fund to Hide Mistress
Plan was to hide her in White House
basement for four years if he became
President. |
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| REMINDER |
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Don't
believe everything you
read in the news
aggregators. |
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Obama's Choice to Head Joint
Chiefs of Staff Likes to Sing Like
Sinatra
And have your knees broken if he has to. |
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| POLITICS |
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Michele Bachmann Said God
Told Her to Run for Congress,
Is Praying Again for Guidance
About Running for President
But He's busy advising Sarah Palin. |
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