BUSH, NORTON
OPEN SEQUOIA PARK TO
TIMBER HARVESTING
General Sherman tree to become
“enough charcoal
briquettes for the state
of Texas.” |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Bush Defense Team Wary of
Chinese
Concerned about “human bridge”
across Pacific. |
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NATO: No to Nuke Net
No way, ixnay, not now, never. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Exxon Raises Dividends,
Announces Stock Split, Record Profits
Public assured soaring gas prices
“entirely coincidental.” |
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Consumer Confidence Up
Most confident they won’t be voting
for Bush again. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
NEW PHOTOS
DEBUNK “FACE OF
MARS”
Clearly just a footprint, says NASA. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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13-Year-Old Wins National
Spelling Bee by Correctly
Spelling "Succadaneum"
But is expelled from 8th grade for using
the word. |
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Rumsfeld Favors “Star
Trek” Missile Shield Over “Star
Wars” System
Cites threat from Romulans, Klingons. |
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Jenna Bush Gets Death Sentence
Under Texas Law
Barbara may get off with life in prison,
if she cooperates. |
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| CENSUS 2000 |
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Fastest-Growing Occupation:
Prisoner
Being incarcerated passes all other U.S.
vocations. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Tobacco Companies Admit Cigarettes
Cause Cancer, Heart Disease in U.S.
But product is
harmless everywhere else. |
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