Ironic Times

 NO. 299 “Expect the Ironic” JUNE 5 - 11, 2006 

May 29
June 12
BUSH SPEAKS TO FUNDAMENTALIST GROUP THAT BELIEVES IN ARMAGEDDON
Tells them “we're on the right track.”
 
WORLD NEWS
U.S., Iran Finally Reach Accord
Both governments support ban on gay marriage.
Venezuela’s Chavez Building
$11 Million Movie Studio

Will play himself in movie about his life.
 
MILESTONES
Baby Boomers Reach
Retirement Age

Gen X'ers acquire middle-age paunch, Gen Y'ers experience seven-year itch.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
Anna Nicole Smith Confirms She's Pregnant
With Supreme Court Justice Souter's child.
U. S. NEWS
Report: Administration Didn't
Plant Fake News Stories
Making it Look Good

Didn't plant fake news stories saying that it didn't.
FBI Gives Up Search for Jimmy Hoffa
Shifts resources to hunt for Judge Crater.
 
REMINDER
  Saving the planet is a personal choice.
 
Texas Ups Speed Limit to
80 MPH, Saying Most People
Are Already Going 80

Will raise it to 100 if most people go 100.
 
POLITICS
Senator Declares He's
Not Running For President

Other 99 still in the race.
 
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