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Palin Meets
Her Professional
Look-Alike
Who is also thinking of
running. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Spiderman Album to Go on Sale
In June
Barring any unforeseen accidents. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Google Unveils Wireless Payment System
Hackers rejoice. |
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Utah Law Encourages Use of
Gold, Silver in Purchases
Hopes it makes state friendlier to
pirates. |
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Health Insurers Report
Record Profits
Enough to make you sick. |
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 Apple Store
in Germany Defaced With Huge Windows Logo
Some say it's first salvo of World War III. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: Cavemen Stayed Put
While Cavewomen Moved Out
Findings based solely on Schwarzeneggers. |
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Astronomers Baffled: Billions of
Planets in Our Galaxy Not
Orbiting Stars
Say it's like something from bad science
fiction movie. |
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 USDA
Replaces Food Pyramid
With Nutrition Plate
Not shown: chips, soda,
Big Macs, fries, cookies,
candy and alcohol, which
make up actual diet. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: New Pill Could Erase
Painful Memories
Unfortunately, your spouse will remind
you. |
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Experts: Cellphones Possibly
Carcinogenic
We'll know for sure when all six billion
users suddenly drop dead. |
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