 LONDON: MASSIVE
PROTESTS ERUPT AT
G-20 SUMMIT
Right: police employ new crowd
control methods to contain mobs. |
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China: Replace Dollar With
New International Reserve Currency
Something easier to pronounce. |
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Spanish Court Begins Inquiry
Into Former U.S. Officials' War Crimes
Rumsfeld, Cheney, Gonzales cancel golf
trip to Madrid. |
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Report: U.S., Allies Plan to
Replace Karzai in Afghanistan
Want to make switch from puppet to
marionette. |
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 Lights Turned Off Across
Globe for One Hour
Part of International Make Out Day. |
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EPA Declares Greenhouse Gases
“Significant Health Risk”
Revises previous policy, which classified
them “good for you.” |
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TARP Funds Already Being
Paid Back to Government
In the sense that they’re going to
reelection campaigns of leading members of Congress. |
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A
rising sea level lifts
all boats. |
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Postmaster General Warns
Congress Post Office Running Out of Funds
May have to stop delivery of
unsolicited junk mail. |
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Report: Torture Produced
No Useful Intelligence
But did produce one hit TV show. |
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Texas Court: Schools Must
Acknowledge Both Sides
Of Evolution Debate
The Darwinian side and the Hanna-Barbera side. |
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