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 NO. 1234 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 27 - JUNE 2, 2024 

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TRUMP HUSH MONEY TRIAL GOES TO JURY
They'll have to decide who to believe: a sociopathic liar and notorious scumbag, or Michael Cohen.
 
WORLD NEWS
Tucker Carlson Show Running
on Russian State TV

Same show but with pillow ads by Mike Lindellski.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
  World's First Head Transplant System Unveiled
A commercially available version will allow consumers to “swap heads” at home just like they do in the lab.
U. S. NEWS
Trump Shares Video
Claiming His Victory Will
Bring “Unified Reich”

A nation where nazis, skinheads, fascists, white nationalists and antisemites are all welcome.
Trump Trial Breaks for
Holiday: Jury Instructed to
Avoid All News About Trump

Twelve portable isolation chambers provided for jurors when they're not eating, sleeping.
 
REMINDER
  Don't knock authoritarianism until you've tried it.
 
Trump Holds Rally in the Bronx
Where more people wrote in “Phil Rizzuto” than voted for him.
 
WEATHER
National Hurricane Center
Predicts Up to 25 Named
Hurricanes This Year

And, if necessary, Hurricane Ziggy.
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