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Ironic Times

 NO. 1261 “Expect the Ironic” DECEMBER 2 - 8, 2024 

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FBI PICK KASH PATEL HAS VOWED REVENGE AGAINST ALL OF TRUMP'S ENEMIES
Of course, if you've never said anything bad about Donald Trump, you have nothing to fear.
 
WORLD NEWS
Report: Russians Building
Bunkers, Bomb Shelters

Mostly to hide from military recruiters.
Australia Law Bans Social
Media for Teens Under 16

All nasty, vicious gossip must be exchanged in person, with an adult present.
Ellen DeGeneres Moves
to England

“Big Starmer fan,” she tweets.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Texas Planning Large Detention Centers for Migrants
“It'll be a hoot!”exclaims state Land Commissioner Dawn Buckingham (shown).
U. S. NEWS
Jack Smith Drops All Remaining Federal Cases Against Trump
Cites longstanding Justice Department rule against holding Trump accountable for his actions.
Republicans Ban Transgender
People From Capitol Bathrooms

They're still free to use water fountains, spittoons.
 
REMINDER
  Ask your doctor if AI is right for you.
 
Trump's Cabinet Will Be
Richest Ever

With an unprecedented abundance of money-making possibilities.
 
PEOPLE
Trump Picks Jared Kushner's Father, Whom He Pardoned, as Ambassador to France
Having served time for tax evasion, witness tampering, and hiring a prostitute to blackmail his brother-in-law, Charles Kushner “checks all the boxes,” says Trump.
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