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 NO. 1241 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 15 - 21, 2024 

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  TRUMP SURVIVES ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT
“I ducked the bullet and wrestled the gunman to the ground,” he tells reporters.
 
WORLD NEWS
India: Most Expensive Wedding Ever
Son of country's wealthiest man marries billionaire heiress in lavish over-the-top days-long ceremony costing hundreds of millions of dollars and watched by over a billion people who earn, on average, $2.36 a day.
 
POLITICS
 
  Trump Reportedly Basing Runningmate Pick on Their Hair
Shown: Burgum, Vance, Rubio, Scott (without recently purchased toupee).
U. S. NEWS
Report: Fake Electors to Be
Delegates at GOP Convention

If they don't vote properly they'll be replaced by fake delegates.
Project 2025 Calls for Second American Revolution
Only this time we're the British.
 
REMINDER
  If you believe ballots made with bamboo threw the last election to Biden, Project 2025 wants to talk to you.
 
Report: Trump Allies Plan to Challenge His Loss Should He Lose
Gathering bear spray, zip ties, Viking helmets, Confederate flags, swastika
t-shirts.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
New York City Spends $4 Million
to Develop New Trash Bin

It replaces throwing your trash in the street when no one's looking.
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