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 NO. 1255 “Expect the Ironic” OCTOBER 21 - 27, 2024 

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TRUMP WORKS FRY MACHINE AT McDONALD'S
“Give me two weeks and I'll be running this place,” he boasts.
 
WORLD NEWS
U.S., China Agree to Rapidly
Increase Share of Energy That
Comes From Renewable Sources

Both sides fully aware Trump will reverse it, China won't honor it.
 
POLL
Presidential Race Tightens Again
Undecided schizophrenics “keep going back and forth.”
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
New York: Plan to Transform Fifth Avenue Unveiled
A place to shop, sightsee, shoot someone and not lose any voters.
U. S. NEWS
Musk Pours Millions Into
Trump Campaign

Also makes available his cars, rockets, tunnels, flamethrowers, hot pants, whatever's needed.
Trump Refers to Jan 6
as “Day of Love”

And 1930s Germany as “Age of Aquarius.”
 
REMINDER
  If you think the election's fixed, don't vote.
 
Trump Questions Why Lincoln
Didn't “Settle” Civil War

And leave slavery to the states, like abortion.
 
POLITICS
Jimmy Carter, 100, Casts His
Ballot for Kamala Harris

Waits on line three hours in 90-degree heat, unable to accept water from strangers as it's against state law.
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