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 NO. 1221 “Expect the Ironic” FEB 26 - MAR 3, 2024 

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POLITICAL SCIENTISTS RANK
BIDEN 14TH ON LIST OF BEST PRESIDENTS, TRUMP LAST

Trump would have ranked higher had he not been impeached twice, caused the deaths of hundreds of thousands during Covid, been convicted of rape and fraud, and attempted to overthrow the government, among other heinous crimes.
 
TRENDS
Billionaires Building Doomsday Bunkers With Flammable Moats
In case their friends get any ideas.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Alabama Supreme Court Rules Frozen Embryos Can Be Considered Children
Making this tray of frozen embryos a kindergarten class.
U. S. NEWS
Report: Trump Team
Plans Massive Militarized
Deportations, Detention Camps

“Of course, the devil's in the details,” cautions Stephen Miller.
Florida's Surgeon General
Dismisses Accepted Science
on Latest Measles Outbreak

“Measles shmeasles,” he says, explaining sudden shift in state policy.
 
REMINDER
  Keep your eye upon the ozone, and not upon the hole.
 
Goldman Sachs: Economy
Boosted by Better Health
Due to Wider Ozempic Use

But God forbid passing Medicare for all.
 
POLL
Two-Thirds Say Trump Too
Unethical, Two-Thirds
Say Biden Too Old

Outcome of election, country's future likely to be decided by just a few hundred unethical old people.
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