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Ironic Times

 NO. 1227 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 8 - 14, 2024 

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MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: NEW YORK CITY EARTHQUAKE AN OMEN FROM GOD TO REPENT
She's tongue-tied when told earthquake's epicenter is Trump's Bedminster Golf Club.
 
WORLD NEWS
Colombia Launches Program to Help Coca Farmers Transition to Cacao
Driven by catastrophic worldwide surplus of cocaine, cataclysmic worldwide shortage of chocolate.
 
POLL
Most Americans Agree on Most
Core American Values

For example, 92% agree on driving on right side of road.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Melania Notably Absent From Her Husband's Presidential Campaign
Reportedly refused his request she sit in court every day weeping.
U. S. NEWS
Report: Trump Would Bring
Back Family Separation Policy

It worked for him.
Florida Supreme Court Clears
Way for 6-Week Abortion Ban

This means you can only get an abortion before you know you're pregnant.
 
REMINDER
  Don't stare directly at the sun during an eclipse unless you have executive immunity.
 
Changes Made to Questions on
Race, Ethnicity in Federal Forms

Single query, “You from around here?” simplifies process, saves time.
 
POLITICS
No Labels Announces It Won't Run Presidential Ticket in 2024
2028 run “contingent on The Rock's continued interest, availability at the time.”
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