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 NO. 1099 “Expect the Ironic” OCTOBER 25 - 31, 2021 

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RESEARCH: VIKINGS LANDED IN AMERICA 471 YEARS BEFORE COLUMBUS
And still, no parade.
 
WORLD NEWS
“Fossil Fuel Production Must
Be Cut in Half to Control
Global Warming,” Says Study

“We're doubling our fossil fuel production,” say fifteen major fossil fuel producing countries.
 
POLITICS
Unprompted, Donald Trump
Tells GOP Donors He Doesn't
Like Having Women Pee on Him

“Though there are many fine people who do,” he reminds them.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Study: Western Wildfire Smoke Harms People in East More Than in West
“Had we known this, we'd have never moved to New Jersey,” says one East Coast resident.
U. S. NEWS
Biden Agenda Shrinking Rapidly
Family leave reduced to one day a week to change the kid.
Legal Experts: Trump, Bannon, Others Unlikely to Face Any Consequences
“It's how our system of justice works,” says one.
 
REMINDER
  Sedition is now a misdemeanor.
 
Federal Reserve Chief, Members Under Scrutiny for Questionable Financial Activities
Like taking home bricks of gold from Fort Knox to use as doorstops.
FDA to Allow People to
“Mix and Match” Vaccines

Same goes for masks.
White House Delays Release of
JFK Assassination Files

After requests by the Mafia, the CIA, the Kremlin, Cuba, the estate of Lyndon Baines Johnson, and Ted Cruz.
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