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 NO. 1236 “Expect the Ironic” JUNE 10 - 16, 2024 

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BIDEN CLOSES BORDER TO MIGRANTS IN MAJOR POLICY SHIFT
Says he's voting for Trump.
 
WORLD NEWS
Far Right Surges in European Elections
“It's a goose step in the right direction,” says Hungary's Viktor Orban.
Mexico Elects Woman President
She'll have to deal with flood of Americans pouring into Mexico to obtain abortions no longer available in U.S., a backward country where women have not yet achieved equal status with men.
Trump Banned From 37
Countries as Convicted Felon

“Mostly shithole countries,” he's quick to point out.
Report: Putin Wears Body Armor When in Public
Removes it only for calendar shoots.
U. S. NEWS
Trump Asks Supreme Court to Intervene Before He's Sentenced
Tells them to “fly an upside-down flag” if answer yes.
Report: RNC Scouting Event
Space at Rikers Island

“No reason,” says RNC Chair Lara Trump.
 
REMINDER
  Nobody is above the law, or beneath running for president.
 
Report: Trump Has Threatened to Imprison His Enemies for Years
But so far, only his friends seem to get locked up.
Justice Thomas Acknowledges
Trips Paid For by Billionaire

Cites no mention of Bali or private jets in Constitution.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
France: Biden Commemorates 80th Anniversary of D-Day
Trump sends best wishes to “all the dead suckers.”
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