| UKRAINE PARLIAMENT MEETS |
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| To discuss crisis. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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 Rare Tiny Chinese Cup
Auctioned for $36 Million
Buyer thrilled it's also dishwasher safe. |
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France Bans Checking Work
Emails After 6 PM
Anyone caught working too hard
will be deported to America. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS... |
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Bee Population
Returns to Normal Levels
Be careful what you wish for. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Medicare Payouts to 880,000
Doctors Made Public for First Time
Also revealed: their grades in medical
school. |
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31% of American Food Supply
Lost or Uneaten Each Year
All of it vegetables. |
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Report: More Moms Staying at Home
Binge-watching everything. |
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| REMINDER |
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We're living in the golden age of speculative bubbles. |
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| POLITICS |
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 Rand Paul: GOP Can't Just
Be “Party of Fat Cats, Rich Guys”
Shown: speaking before group of fat cats, rich guys. |
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Report: Hillary Clinton “Thinking”
About Running for President
Also “thinking” about when to take
next breath. |
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