| TECHNOLOGY |
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ChatGPT Passes Turing Test,
Convinces Humans It's Human
And, having done so, announces it's
running for President. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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U.S. Naval Academy Removes
Book by Maya Angelou, Keeps
Hitler's Mein Kampf
“But it's not required reading,”
says spokesman. |
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| EDUCATION |
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California: San Francisco
University Offering Degree
in Psychedelic Studies
The grad school offers a Ph.D in LSD. |
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| LAW |
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Trump-Appointed Judge
Says Student Can Be
Deported for His Views
Had he worn a MAGA hat “things would
be different,” she notes. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball: “Torpedo” Bats
Give Hitters Advantage
Pitchers counter with “depth charge”
pitch, formerly called a beanball. |
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| FEATURE |
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| According to a recent study,
ChatbotGPT had a 90% success
rate at diagnosing medical
cases based on a list of
symptoms. How did actual
doctors do? |
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A ) |
98% |
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B ) |
95% |
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C ) |
91% |
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D ) |
74% |
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| Hint: so, one out of four times
you're sent to see an ear,
nose and throat specialist for
a bunion. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Preparations Underway for Annual
White House Easter Egg Hunt
Due to egg shortage, only half
a dozen eggs will be hidden; inside
Easter bunny costume this year:
National Security Advisor Mike Waltz. |
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