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KIM JONG UN NOT SEEN IN
PUBLIC FOR TWO WEEKS
Someone with strong resemblance
to Kim observed at Coachella Fest
on Saturday. |
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Thatcher Still Controversial in Death
One lawmaker in Parliament said “May she
burn in the hellfires,” but others were not so kind. |
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Leaked Intel Report: North Korea Capable
of Launching Nuclear Missile
Based on intercepted email Dennis Rodman
sent Scottie Pippen. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 World's
Largest Private Yacht Launches, Owner's
Name Not Revealed
It's assumed he's a megalomaniacal billionaire
whose goal is total world domination. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Senate Narrowly Approves
“Discussing” Background
Checks
Promising sensible gun laws as early
as next century. |
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Obama's Budget Proposes Cuts to
Social Security, Medicare
And his mother-in-law's weekly allowance. |
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| REMINDER |
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Your taxes pay for the Internal
Revenue Service to make sure you pay your taxes. |
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Ex-Regulator: All 104 Nuclear
Reactors in U.S. Flawed,
Cannot Be Fixed
Suggests public turn off lights, appliances,
hibernate for six months. |
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Several States Pass Laws
Making it Illegal to Expose
Abuses by Factory Farms
Out of respect for chickens' families. |
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| POLITICS |
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RNC: No Need to Change
Policies, Only Messaging
Hispanics will be told to self-deport in lively,
Spanish-language jingles. |
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