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 NO. 1254 “Expect the Ironic” OCTOBER 14 - 20, 2024 

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RACE TIGHTENS AS TRUMP MAKES GAINS
His latest despicable racist rants have apparently swayed a few undecideds.
 
WORLD NEWS
Abu Dhabi Claims to be
World's Richest City

Everyone drives Lamborghinis, parking meters only accept Krugerrands.
Report: Freed Russian
Arms Dealer Viktor Bout
Selling Weapons Again

“Nobody beats my prices,” he says.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
  Another Devastating Hurricane
Hits U.S.

Meteorologists call it a “once-in-a-fortnight” storm.
U. S. NEWS
Trump: Certain Races Have Gene That Makes Them Commit Murder
“I possess the gene that makes me say such a thing,” he adds.
Jack Smith Case Reveals
Previously Unknown Evidence

For example, Trump watched riot unfold from White House dining room while tying hangman's knot.
 
REMINDER
  Everybody talks about climate change, but nobody does anything about it.
 
Government Officials Try to Answer Outrageous Claims About Hurricanes
”There is no evidence of widespread use of space lasers by Jews,” reads one official statement.
 
POLITICS
Harris Announces Plan to Help “Sandwich Generation”
They're tasked with taking care of an aging Pepsi Generation.
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