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TRUMP TARIFFS SEND
STOCKS TUMBLING
President says eventual economic
benefits outweigh immediate
worldwide catastrophe. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Japan Hit With 24% Tariff
Country's largest chopsticks factory
considers moving to Ohio. |
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U.S. Sends $2 Million to Earthquake-Ravaged Myanmar
For paper towels. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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New York
Unveils New Subway Map
Pinpoints every location where you're least
likely to get shoved in front of a train. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Man Mistakenly Sent to Brutal
El Salvador Prison in Massive
Deportation Sweep
His Trump tattoo mistaken for
one seen on MS-13 members. |
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Report: Waltz, Aides Used Gmail
for Government Communication
Exchanged top secret intel via bullhorn. |
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REMINDER |
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In with the bad, out with the good. |
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Trump Privately Tells Cabinet
Musk Leaving Soon
“He's going to Mars,” he
reportedly tells them. |
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POLITICS |
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Sen. Cory Booker Breaks Record
for Longest Speech in Senate
Longer than Strom Thurmond's
filibuster against bill allowing
Cory Booker's family to vote. |
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