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 NO. 1267 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 13 - 19, 2025 

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  TRUMP WALKS BACK PLAN
TO PARDON ALL JAN 6
INSURRECTIONISTS

Those who claim they did what they did because he asked them to will remain behind bars.
 
WORLD NEWS
Venezuela: Maduro Sworn in
for Third Term After Landslide

Fact he lost in landslide “irrelevant,” he points out at swearing-in ceremony.
Canada Rejects Trump Idea
to Annex It as a State

“Despite the appeal of losing free healthcare,” says one MP, facetiously.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Judge Aileen Cannon Blocks
Release of Jack Smith's Report

Demands all copies destroyed, heads for long spa weekend at Mar-a-Lago.
U. S. NEWS
Trump's Sentence Makes
Him First Former President
to Be Convicted Felon

“I'm badder than Nixon!” he boasts on Truth Social.
Majority of Supreme Court Justices
Seem Inclined to Ban TikTok

However, Justice Kavanaugh, whose hilarious dance moves have garnered him more than 14 million followers, seems opposed.
 
REMINDER
  Autocracy thrives in darkness.
 
Trump Wants to Rename Gulf
of Mexico “Gulf of America”

Wants to rename Panama Canal “New Gowanus Canal.”
 
POLITICS
Florida: Matt Gaetz Thinking of Running for Governor
After being told he couldn't get elected dog catcher.
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