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 NO. 1279 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 7 - 13, 2025 

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  TRUMP TARIFFS SEND
STOCKS TUMBLING

President says eventual economic benefits outweigh immediate worldwide catastrophe.
 
WORLD NEWS
Japan Hit With 24% Tariff
Country's largest chopsticks factory considers moving to Ohio.
U.S. Sends $2 Million to Earthquake-Ravaged Myanmar
For paper towels.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
New York Unveils New Subway Map
Pinpoints every location where you're least likely to get shoved in front of a train.
U. S. NEWS
Man Mistakenly Sent to Brutal
El Salvador Prison in Massive Deportation Sweep

His Trump tattoo mistaken for one seen on MS-13 members.
Report: Waltz, Aides Used Gmail for Government Communication
Exchanged top secret intel via bullhorn.
 
REMINDER
  In with the bad, out with the good.
 
Trump Privately Tells Cabinet
Musk Leaving Soon

“He's going to Mars,” he reportedly tells them.
 
POLITICS
Sen. Cory Booker Breaks Record for Longest Speech in Senate
Longer than Strom Thurmond's filibuster against bill allowing Cory Booker's family to vote.
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