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 NO. 432 “Expect the Ironic” DECEMBER 22 - 28, 2008 

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OBAMA TIME'S MAN OF THE YEAR
McCain picked by Collier's (not shown).
WORLD NEWS
Scientific Panel Seeks Ways to
Ward off Asteroids on Collision
Course with Earth

Current best option: Superman.
Russia: Putin's Party Changing Definition of “Treason”
To “anyone who opposes Putin.”
Internet Connection Severed Between Europe, Asia, Africa
Billions cut off from latest gossip, speculation.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Bush Unveils Official Portrait
He posed for it during Katrina crisis.
U. S. NEWS
Study: $1.6 Billion Went to Bailed Out Bank Executives
Who then gave it to Bernard Madoff.
Cheney Admits Approving Torture
“And loving it,” he adds.
Bush Considers “Orderly Bankruptcy” For Big 3 Automakers
Would retrain auto workers as dishonest lawyers, bankers, accountants.
 
REMINDER
  A new broom sweeps everything under the rug.
 
Report: Iraq, Afghanistan Wars Have Already Cost $900 Billion
Critics: we could have bailed out Lehman Brothers with that money.
Bush's “Conscience” Rules Take Effect
Under change, you can't be forced to provide medical care if it goes against your religious beliefs, but you must administer torture if told to do so.
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