Ironic Times

 NO. 328 “Expect the Ironic” DECEMBER 25 - 31, 2006 

Dec 18
Jan 1
  CASTRO MAKES FIRST
PUBLIC APPEARANCE
 
  Mere shadow of himself (left), he's barely visible seated next to his brother Raul (right).
 
WORLD NEWS
Maliki Wants More Control
Over His Military

But he will have to get in line.
 
BUSINESS
Price Jump Highest in 30 Years
Analysts blame sharp spike in greed.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Rapture Snafu Inconveniences Millions
Clothes ascend to heaven by mistake.
U. S. NEWS
Iraq War Costing U.S. $2 Billion a Week
That's “only about seven bucks per person,” says White House.
Last Act of 109th Congress:
Money for Brooks Brothers

Provides much-needed relief to white collar workers.
 
REMINDER
  On the Internet nobody knows you're a data-mining supercomputer at the NSA.
 
EPA Destroying Its Own Libraries
Spokesperson says books, journals, scientific papers will be re-cycled into packing material, shopping bags.
Bush to Expand Military
To fight all our new enemies.
 
RELIGION
Non-Christians Also Have
Reasons to Celebrate Christmas

Monday “no parking” suspended.
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