Ironic Times

 NO. 119 "Expect the Ironic" DECEMBER 23 - 29, 2002 

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SANTA: "NO WAR IN IRAQ!"
Supported last one, "but not this time," says jolly old St. Nick.
WORLD NEWS
Iran Reveals Active Nuclear Program
Didn't like image as least evil member of Axis of Evil.
Fear of U.S. Invasion Growing
Inside Iraq

Mostly among Saddam's doubles.
 
RELIGION
Mother Teresa One Step
Away From Sainthood

"She'd have to mess up big time not to get it," says Vatican spokesman.
 
TRAVEL
Amtrak Adds Extra Trains for Holidays
Demand is way up.
U. S. NEWS
Lott Out as GOP Rejects Overt Racism
Returns to code words, de facto racism.
White House Waffles on
Venezuela's Chavez

Can't decide whether to have him shot or poisoned.
 
REMINDER
   'Tis the season to use the word 'tis.
 
Administration to Propose System
For Monitoring Internet

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Florida: Officials Still
Can't Find 103 Kids

Many of them not related to the Governor.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
Good News: Ice Cube Prices Down in Time for New Year's Eve Parties
Bad news: price drop due to glaciers splitting free from polar ice cap, threatening world's coastlines with catastrophic flooding.
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