Ironic Times

 NO. 208 "Expect the Ironic" SEPTEMBER 6 - 12, 2004 

Aug 30
Sept 13
  POLL: CONSUMERS “ANXIOUS”
ABOUT ECONOMY

Latest survey reflects country's uncertain mood.
WORLD NEWS
Iraqi TV Premieres Home
Makeover Show

First residence to get renovated: U.S. embassy.
 
POLITICS
  Kerry Goes on Attack in
Battleground States

Along with wife Teresa, he tours Ohio in Swift boat.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Lays Out His "Vision"
For Next 4 Years

More vacations, fewer press conferences.
Source: Al Qaeda Using Non-Arab Recruits to Scout Targets Here
Public asked to report any blonde, blue-eyed All-American types taking
snapshots of famous landmarks.
Bush Campaign Hopes to Limit Number of Debates
Wants it cut down from three to none.
 
REMINDER
   If it walks like a duck and quacks
   like a duck, it can be sold as duck.
 
Republicans Attending National
Convention Spent $31.2 Million
Dollars in New York City

Most of it on Three Card Monte.
Mag: Colin Powell Might
Stay for Another Term

If Bush loses.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Christ Returns, Detained by FBI
Fits terrorist profile.
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