Ironic Times

 NO. 209 "Expect the Ironic" SEPTEMBER 13 - 19, 2004 

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WORLD NEWS
  IRAQ AT CROSSROADS
Variety of odd and divergent forces (shown) control war-torn country.
Getting Better Information From
Prisoners Now That Abuse Has
Ended, Says Gen. Miller

But it's not as much fun.
 
POLITICS
Bush Courts Sadists, Masochists
In swing states.
NEWS SUMMARY
American Combat Deaths in Iraq Pass 1000
Record Deficit Announced as $422 Billion
Nearly Two Million Jobs Lost in Last Four Years
Consumer Confidence Hits All-Time Low
Bush Headed to Landslide Victory in November
U. S. NEWS
Bush Reveals Plan to Withdraw
Troops From Iraq

It begins with invading Iran.
Bush, Kerry Will Back $6 Trillion
In Disaster Relief for Florida

“Or whatever they want,” say candidates.
 
REMINDER
  You can buy that assault rifle you've
  been dreaming about.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Teens Who Watch More
TV Shows With Sexual Content
Are More Sexually Active

But have less time to watch TV.
 
International Presidential Poll:
Bush Edges Kerry in Nigeria, Poland, Philippines

Kerry beats Bush in Norway, Germany, France, Netherlands, Italy, Spain, Britain, Canada, Japan, Russia, Czech Republic, Italy, Dominican Republic, India, Kazakhstan, Spain, China, Brazil, Kenya, Ghana, Tanzania, South Africa, Zimbabwe, Mexico, Argentina, Indonesia, Peru, Turkey, Venezuela, Uruguay, Bolivia, and Colombia.
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