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PEOPLE
Barbara Bush Back On Campaign Trail
President's mother heads up “Blue-Blooded Battle-Axes for Bush,” an advocacy group.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Intel's Chip Validates Moore's Law
Every 18 months Intel doubles the hype for its latest chip.
 
BUSINESS
NASA, Boeing Developing Flying Car
May eventually lead to plane that can parallel park.
FBI Focus on Terrorism Leaves Few Resources for White-Collar Crime
Patriotic white-collar criminals being asked to stop perpetrating fraud until more FBI agents become available.
 
ADVERTISING
New TV Commercials Legal, Say Tobacco Firms
Cigarette ads aimed at monkeys have raised some eyebrows.
SCIENCE
Earth-Like Planets Found
Outside Our Solar System

Just in time.
Mysterious Radio Transmission
Received From 1000 Light
Years Away

Signal keeps repeating phrase, “This is not a test.”
 
Study: Body Produces Marijuana- Like Chemical to Combat Psychosis
Attorney General Ashcroft has himself arrested.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Most Meats, Dairy Products
In U.S. Now Contain Flame
Retardant Chemicals

FDA: cook foods longer at higher temperature.
Sperm Levels Drop With
Frequent Ejaculation

Rise sharply soon after marriage.
 
EDUCATION
SAT Scores Bring Good News
For Bush Reelection Effort

There's been no improvement since last year.

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