Ironic Times

 NO. 202 "Expect the Ironic" JULY 26 - AUGUST 1, 2004 

July 19
Aug 2
POLL: TERRORISM, IRAQ, ECONOMY AMONG AMERICANS' GREATEST CONCERNS
But not at the top of their list.
WORLD NEWS
Conditions Improving for
Guantanamo Prisoners

They're now eligible for Medicare prescription drug discount cards.
 
ECONOMY
Hourly Pay Not Keeping
Pace With Prices

Average McDonald's worker can't afford to eat there.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Traffic Problems Mount in Boston
Scheduling snafu leads to Democratic National Convention coinciding with annual Shepherds Expo.
U. S. NEWS
Antiwar Group Gives Up Hope
For Central Park Protest at
GOP Convention

Accepts less desirable site in Yonkers.
Federal Law Banning Assault Weapons Unlikely to Be Renewed
Coalition of Republican Party, NRA, Crips, Bloods, Taliban, Mafia working hard for its defeat.
 
REMINDER
  A fool and his hegemony are soon
  parted.
 
General Accounting Office Renamed Government Accountability Office
No one sure what name change cost, or who was responsible for it.
Army Scientists Develop Dried
Food Ration Soldiers Can
Hydrate With Urine

Meanwhile, recruitment lags for unknown
reasons.
 
POLITICS
GOP Courting Black Republican Voter
Hope he's still thinking of voting Republican.
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