Ironic Times

NO. 55 "Expect the Ironic" OCTOBER 1 - 7, 2001

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Oct 8
BUSH TAKES TO THE SKIES TO REASSURE FLIERS
Does some wing walking over Chicago to make his point.
 
WORLD NEWS
Taliban Leader Urges All Americans to Question Authority, Think Independently
Message not intended for women.
White House Postpones “Old Friends” Reunion Dinner of Former Allies
Among those invited: Manuel Noriega, Augusto Pinochet, Saddam Hussein, and Osama bin Laden.
 
PEOPLE
JENNIFER LOPEZ SECRETLY MARRIED
Only the media is allowed in.
U. S. NEWS
U.S. Poised to Attack “Anybody, Anytime, Anywhere”
“Anyhow,” adds Pentagon spokesman.
Poll: One-Third of New Yorkers in Favor of Internment Camps
Facilities would house everyone from New Jersey, and be located in that state.
New Political Alliances
Resulting From Crisis

Left moving to the right, right tilting to the left; moderates getting squeezed out.
 
REMINDER
    Everyone is paranoid except you.
 
White House Rules Out
National ID Card

Still considering a national secret handshake, however.
Guiliani Wants New York To Waive Term Limits For Him
Also anti-polygamy statutes.
Contentville.com Closes Down
May return as Lackofcontentville.com.
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