Ironic Times

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PAGE THREE - OCTOBER 8 - 14, 2001
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HIGH TECH
Remote Control Warfare, Video
Game Technology Merging

Draft age may be lowered to 14.
 
SPACE
Russia Rejects Bid by Wealthy
“Space Tourist”

Won't accept millions from reclusive Saudi businessman living in Afghanistan.
 
SPORTS
NHL Begins Another Season
Dentists return from summer vacations.
 
RELIGION
After Some Research, Vatican Drops Several Saints From Official List
Two were actors who played “The Saint” on TV.
 
TRAVEL
Americans Urged to Travel
Or at least take out the garbage.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Cheerios Celebrates 60th Birthday With Special “Millenios” Edition
Each box contains a Nostradamus prediction of apocalyptic doom.
KIDZ' KORNER
Where's Osama??
Osama's hiding somewhere at the circus. Can you find him? If you can, there's a Big Reward for you!! But be careful! He may be armed!
(Hint: Swarthy men with beards and turbans are not all Osama bin Laden!)
 
CORRECTION
  Last week we mentioned an upcoming TV special on PBS titled “How Will We Spend the Surplus?” After we went to press the title was changed to “How Will We Spend the Deficit?” We apologize for any confusion this may have caused.

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