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Corporate Lobbyists Gather in Washington For Tax Cut Debate
Many have specific cuts in mind.
ENTERTAINMENT
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Clint Eastwood, Charlton Heston Host GOP Celebrity Gala
Event attended by Tom Selleck, waiters.
Network Heads Fear Long
Writers Strike

"There's only so much reality," says CBS chief Les Moonves.
Unknowns Sweep Screen Extra Awards Nina Franchette, Louise Fylfot, John Shneck, Esther Polillo take home coveted "Best Group of Bystanders" trophy.
 
PEOPLE
CLINTON BEGINS NEW JOB
He's now the official "greeter" for Bally's Casino in Atlantic City.
SCIENCE
Search for Super-Conductor at Fermi Lab Leads to Confusion
Dozens of European men waving batons show up, creating havoc.
 
SNEAKY PETE PROFILE
Name: Henry "Heyu" Jackson
Occupation: Entrepreneur.
Age: 54
Home: New York City
Education: B.S., College of Hard Knocks
Business model: "Find every aluminum can and plastic bag between 34th and 59th Street."
Dream: "Retire when I'm 55."
Quote: "Hawks are pecking at my eyeballs - make them stop!"
Drink: Sneaky Pete. (Anything in a brown paper bag will do).

 

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