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 NO. 1083 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 5 - 11, 2021 

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BRANSON SET TO FLY INTO SPACE THIS WEEK
“One small step for a billionaire,” he says, “one giant leap for the Forbes 400.”
 
WORLD NEWS
Putin Taunts America, Says
U.S. World Dominance Over

“We will bury you,” he quips.
North Koreans Weep Over
Images of Thin Kim Jong Un

Those who don't weep subject to arrest.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
  Flying Car Completes First
Test Flight

Driver flies to store, picks up some milk and bread, flies home.
U. S. NEWS
Republicans Use Filibuster
To Block Voting Rights Bill

Filibuster “in our Constitution, I think,” says one.
Supreme Court: No Sign
Breyer Wants to Retire

Says he's received millions of emails begging him to stay.
 
REMINDER
  Keep your friends close and Allen Weisselberg closer.
 
Presidential Historians Rank
Trump Ahead of Only Pierce, Johnson, Buchanan

“Way ahead,” says Trump.
 
POLITICS
Obama Condemns Trump
Election Fraud Claims as
“a Whole Bunch of Hooey”

Diverges from Biden's earlier claim that they're “a whole bunch of malarkey.”
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