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PAGE THREE – JULY 5 - 11, 2021
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TECHNOLOGY
Japan: Company Stops Selling
In-Home Robot That Understands, Expresses Humanlike Feelings

Those built but not sold informed of move in emotional meeting.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Tucker Carlson Claims NSA Monitoring His Communications
“To see if I'm making this stuff up.”
 
TRAVEL
Americans Head to National Parks on Holiday Weekend
Shown: visitors to Yellowstone marvel at its wonders.
 
SPORTS
NCAA: Athletes Can Profit
Off Name, Image, Likeness

They can even open up their own car dealership.
FEATURE
How many face masks are estimated to have ended up in the ocean last year?
   A )  15,600  
   B )  156,000  
   C )  1,560,000  
   D )  1,560,000,000  
Hint: ever heard of a fish with Covid?
 
GAMES
Chess: 12-Year-Old Becomes Youngest Grandmaster Ever
Has already made millons as a hustler.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
After Months of Trying, Man Breaks Guinness World Record for Biggest Stack of M&Ms
Achievement also breaks Guinness World Record for Biggest Waste of Time.

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