| PEOPLE |
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 Book: Trump
Never Climbed Stairs to
2nd Floor of White House
Melania, Mark Meadows, Hope Hicks and
the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of
Staff would carry him up. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Bill Cosby Reportedly Plans
Comedy Tour
Louis CK turns down offer to open
for him. |
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| BUSINESS |
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People Prefer Products With
“Made in USA” Label, But
Not All Products Made in USA
Only “Made in USA” labels made in
USA. |
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 World's First
Elderly Sex Robot Unveiled
For those of a certain age afraid
of getting caught with a much
younger robot. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Poll: Most Believe Alien Invasion
of Earth Inevitable
It happens all the time in the movies. |
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 Discovered:
New Prehistoric Human
Unknown to Paleontologists
“This species apparently lacked
influencers,” says one. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Spanking Does Not
Improve Children's Behavior,
Makes It Worse
And soon they're spanking you. |
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Book: Trump Mulled Sending
First American Covid Cases
To Guantanamo
Where they would be safe. |
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Study: Kids Should Aim
For Dream Job, Even if
Most Won't Get It
Eventually you realize there just
aren't enough ice cream trucks. |
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