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 NO. 874 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 3 - 9, 2017 

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Jul 10
 
  TRUMP RECEIVES BAD NEWS FROM KELLYANNE CONWAY
She informs him Whoopi Goldberg thinks he's a jerk.
 
WORLD NEWS
UK: Conservatives Align With Fringe Northern Ireland Party to Keep Control in Parliament
Democratic Union Party an off-shoot of Monster Raving Loony Party, which expelled it for being “too loony.”
Canada Celebrates Its
150th Birthday

With beer and hockey.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Financially Troubled Trump Hotel in Toronto Dropping Trump Name
Couldn't find a Russian oligarch to buy it through an LLC.
U. S. NEWS
Revised Travel Ban Allows
In-Laws, Not Grandparents,
Step-Siblings, Not Fiancées

Designed to encourage the most contentious arguments at Thanksgiving.
Administration Request for Protected Voter Information Refused by States
Also wants voters' pin numbers, passwords, family secrets, recipes.
 
REMINDER
  If you have nothing insulting to say, say nothing.
 
White House: Hiring Way
Behind Schedule

They still haven't hired a maid.
Long Lines Greet First Legal
Pot Sales in Las Vegas

Some extend to Los Angeles.
 
POLITICS
Republican Lawmakers Look
Forward to Meeting Constituents at Town Halls
Shown: unidentified Senator from Midwestern state.
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