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 NO. 1030 “Expect the Ironic” JUN 29 - JUL 5, 2020 

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MORE CALLS FOR BARR'S IMPEACH- MENT
He also plays the banjo.
 
POLITICS
Biden Raises $81 Million in May, More Than Trump
Trump's $25 million-a-plate dinner should help him in June.
 
POLL
89% of Americans Wear
Masks in Public

Remaining 11% only wear them in private.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Pence Hails Nation's Progress as Number of Cases Soars
Hopes to have a Rapture by end of year.
U. S. NEWS
Trump Asks Supreme Court to Overturn Obamacare, Take Healthcare From 23 Million
Figures public, distracted by getting sick and dying, won't notice.
GAO: $1.4 Billion in Stimulus
Funds Sent to Dead People

Warns of “zombie apocalypse.”
 
REMINDER
  This is the best of all possible dystopias.
 
Revealed: Millions of Americans
Can't Afford Water, Bills Rise
80% in Decade

“Let them drink cake,” says White House spokesman.
Don Jr: Replace Torn-Down
Statues With “Sturdy” Ones
of His Father

Because people will try nothing short of nuclear weapons to remove them.
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