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MISCELLANEOUS Pandemic Forces Gyms to Adjust to People's Needs Including their need for exhibitionism.   SPORTS After Contentious Negotiations, Baseball to Return Players yield on money, owners yield on spitting.   NEWS QUIZ RELIGION Archbishop of Canterbury: Portrayal of Jesus as White Should Be Reconsidered in Light Of Black Lives Matter Protests “Just don't make him Jewish,” he adds.   ODDS 'N' ENDS Pence Stumbles Climbing Stairs to Air Force Two He was told to look clumsier than the President.     Match what Trump had to say about his top aides when they assumed office and when they left.     A)   "fantastic representative".. "highly respected"   1)  "didn't have the mental capacity"... "dumb as a rock" ..."lazy as hell"   B)   "extremely talented man"... "very good man" ..."a great man"   2)  "overrated" ..."glad he is gone!"   C)   "man of honor"..."a man of devotion"... "a man of total action"   3)  "a disaster"... "not qualified"..."not mentally qualified"   D)   "a man of integrity"... "a man of principle"..."a man of total, utter resolve"   4)  "wacko"... "disgruntled boring fool"..."a dope!"   E)   "he did a terrific job" ..."an absolutely terrific job"   5)  "way over his head"..."went out with a whimper"..."can't keep his mouth shut" Answers: A) John Bolton -4, B) John Kelly -5, C) James Mattis -2, D) Jeff Sessions -3, E) Rex Tillerson -1
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