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ALL FIVE FORMER LIVING PRESIDENTS
APPEAR AT FUNDRAISER FOR HURRICANE
VICTIMS
President Trump calls from golf course, says “check
is in the mail.” |
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Report: Only a Spelling Error
Prevented North Korean Hackers
From Stealing $1 Billion From
New York Federal Reserve
“Horibble!” tweets Trump. |
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Hurricane Hits Ireland
U.S. sends paper towels. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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Trump's Sketch
of Empire State Building Sells at Auction for
$16,000
Drew it during first intel briefing. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Report: Fortune 500 Companies
Holding $2.6 Trillion Offshore
While debate rages over patriotism of
kneeling football players. |
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Trump Criticized for Tone Deaf
Comments to Gold Star Widow
Among them, “Seeing anyone?” |
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| REMINDER |
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Think globally, act self-servingly. |
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Study: State Waiting Periods
For Gun Purchases Prevent
Approx. 750 Deaths Per Year
But is it really worth having to wait all that time
for your assault rifle? |
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Poll: Majority of Voters Believe
Trump “Not Fit to Serve as President”
Fit to serve as doorman at Trump Tower. |
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Hurricane Maria Causes Many
Puerto Ricans to Flee to Florida,
Helping Democrats
It's an ill hurricane that blows nobody good. |
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