 NATION STARES
IN WONDER AT “ECLIPSE OF THE CENTURY”
Then returns to Trump's twitter feed. |
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South Korea-U.S. War Games
Upset North Korea
A furious Kim Jong-un says, “I want
to play, too.” |
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Europe Experiencing Butter
Shortage
Forced to eat Je Ne Peux Pas Croire Que Ce
Ne Soit Pas Du Beurre. |
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 Pro-Trump
Rally, Gathering of Juggalos Scheduled for
Same Weekend in Washington
Fortunately, there's a 90% crossover. |
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Trump Focuses on Infrastructure
Calls for repairing thousands of Confederate statues. |
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Republicans in Senate,
House, Stand by President
Promise to visit him in jail. |
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Don't look directly at the President. |
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Trump Won't Attend Kennedy
Center Honors
Won't attend anything in which he's not the honoree. |
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Top Business Execs Slam Trump
Believe strikes, riots, civil war could hurt earnings. |
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Report: Some Republicans
Planning 2020 Presidential
Run as Trump Doubts Grow
Just in case he says something untoward. |
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