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PERRY FIRES
BACK AT CRITICS
Killing three. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Obama Urges Syria's Assad
To Step Down
And enjoy retirement, like Mubarak. |
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France Agrees to Help Germany
With EU Recovery Effort
Germany agrees not to attack France. |
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North Korea's Kim Jong Il
Travels
By Armored Train Into Russia
To catch final installment of "Harry
Potter" in 3D. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 Obama
Takes Bus Tour to Answer His
Critics
The ones who said he didn't take
the bus enough. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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DOJ Investigating Standard
& Poor's
On a hot tip from “Barry in
DC”. |
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Analysts: Perry Could Win if
Things Break His Way
If Jesus suddenly appears and debunks
global warming, he's in. |
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| REMINDER |
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Safety
nets are for sissies. |
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Survey: Tea Party Less
Popular
Than Atheists, Muslims
More popular than Casey Anthony, mimes. |
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| POLITICS |
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Rep. Paul Ryan Charging $15
Per Person to Speak to Him
Considerably more if you want him to
listen. |
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Perry Hopes to Bring
“Texas Miracle” to Rest of
Country
The miracle of low wages, lousy schools
and fewer public services. |
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