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BIG SALES DRAW BIG CROWDS TO STORES
On Black and Blue Friday. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Across Globe Far Right
Governments Taking Over
Fortunately, there's some funny stuff on social
media to distract us. |
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| RELIGION |
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Evangelicals Defend Voting for Trump
Believe he says the things Jesus wanted to say, but couldn't. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Robot Stripper
to Be Introduced at International Sex Show
Expected to be one of show's biggest disappointments. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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In Scripted Video, Trump Announces
Ambitious Plans for First 100 Days
In short: more fracking, less Muslims. |
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Trump Seems to Backtrack on
Torture, Climate Change, Iran
Deal, Prosecuting Hillary
Although he still thinks Rosie O'Donnell's
“a fat pig.” |
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| REMINDER |
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We're living in the golden
age of flat-out lying. |
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Billionaires, Lobbyists Added
to Trump Cabinet
As he continues to “drain the swamp.” |
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Report: Trump Turning
Down Offers to Receive
Daily Intel Briefings
“I know more intel than the briefers,”
he tweets. |
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| POLITICS |
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Computer Experts Question
Vote Count in 3 Crucial States,
Suggest Irregularities
Crowds gather, chant “Lock him up!” |
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