| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Exultant Trump
Supporters Gather to Salute His Victory
“Finally, a little respect
for the master race,” says one. |
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Study: Cursing Could Be
Linked to High Intelligence
Sailors blush when they walk in on a Mensa meeting. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Website Promises to Completely
Erase You From the Internet
Although it's possible an embarrassing
selfie or two might remain. |
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| SPORTS |
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2020 Olympics Organizers Announce
Baseball Competition to be Held
Near Fukushima Nuclear Plant
Announcement cut short by 7.4 earthquake. |
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DraftKings, FanDuel Sports
Betting Sites to Merge
Like odds of succeeding as monopoly. |
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| FEATURE |
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| President-elect Trump
wants American products to be made in America. How
much would an iPhone cost if it were made here? |
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A ) |
$350 |
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B ) |
$600 |
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C ) |
$950 |
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D ) |
$2000 |
| Hint: don't look
for “Made in USA” anytime soon. |
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| BREAKING
NEWS |
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Trump: Millions Voted Illegally,
Giving Clinton Popular Vote Win
Cites as his source, “some kid on Twitter.” |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Latest Trend: Dining Off Nude Bodies
And you can select from variety of locally
sourced gluten-free dishes. |
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