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NEW AFGHAN
GOVERNMENT WILL REQUIRE
STRONG LEADER
Most favor Rufus T.
Firefly (right), former
President of Freedonia. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Milosevic Charged With Genocide
Wants to plead guilty to lesser
charge of mass murder. |
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Northern Alliance Changing
Name to Unified Front
“Has a better ring to it,”
explains Afghan media consultant. |
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France Will Deploy Aircraft Carrier
Will serve as “floating boulevard” for
American, British troops, with boutiques,
cafés, rude waiters. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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BUSH REFUSES
TO PARDON TURKEY
Execution will proceed as
scheduled. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Rumsfeld: $25 Million Reward
If You Find Bin Laden
Bin Laden: $50 million reward if you
don't. |
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Shoppers Hit Stores in
Record Numbers
No buying, just petty theft, shoplifting. |
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National Spelling Bee Ends in Melee
Fighting breaks out when contestant
can't spell “melee.” |
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INSIDE
10 THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW
ABOUT OSAMA BIN LADEN
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Immigrants Flee Oppressive
Regimes in Search of Freedom,
Rights, Due Process
Leaving U.S. in droves. |
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Alan Dershowitz: Torture May
Be
Cruel, But Not That Unusual
Constitutional ban is against cruel and
unusual punishment, he notes. |
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