| MISCELLANEOUS |
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According to Map of "Likes" on
Facebook, Ben Carson in Lead
And Santorum leads on MySpace. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Dutch Police
Employing Eagles to Snatch Unwanted Drones
Out of Sky
Orders for eagles pouring in from Syria,
Afghanistan, Pakistan, Libya, Yemen. |
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| LAW |
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In Georgia, Blind People Can
Carry a Gun
Because, if you outlaw guns for blind people,
only people who can see will have guns. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball: Pitchers, Catchers Report
Sit around, waiting for rest of team to show up. |
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| GAMES |
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 Hasbro Unveils
New Monopoly With ATM Instead of Cash
“We're sorry, our computer is down. Go
outside and play.” |
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| RELIGION |
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Letters Reveal Pope John Paul II
Had “Deeply Personal” Friendship
With Married Woman
But apparently never got past third base. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Huge Shipment
of Meth Bra Inserts Seized in Australia
Sparking worldwide panic among flat-chested
meth addicts. |
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