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 SIGNS POINT
TO SOME INCREASE
IN HIRING
Roboceptionist Valerie
(right) says she's
"thrilled" with new
job, hopes other roboceptionists
will be hired soon. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Pakistan, India Hold First
Talks
Discuss possible start date for nuclear war. |
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Iraq: U.S. Will Oppose Any
Government Based on Religious Law
Wants to avoid another United States. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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Union of Concerned Scientists
Says Bush Administration
Suppresses Science
Spokesman for group (above, center)
pleads case before administration officials. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Bush Makes Campaign Visit to
National Guard Base
Will count it as time served. |
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Schwarzenegger Wants to
Halt Gay Marriages
And legalize group sex. |
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Housing Starts Down
Homeless starts up. |
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REMINDER
From space, there are no red
states or blue states. |
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Ashcroft Creates Special FBI
Unit to Focus Exclusively on
Porn Investigations
Overwhelmed by deluge of applicants. |
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L.A. Traffic Worst in Nation
Based on poll of late-night comics. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Used Navy F/A-18 Fighter
Jet for Sale on eBay for
$9 Million
Seller a little old lady who only took it
for short trips to the store. |
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